Tommy C’s guide to drinking in China

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Food was a little difficult on this trip, did cheap beer make up for it?

Nothing could make up for how my arse felt the day after some of those meals. I probably apologized to it on a couple of occasions while sat on the toilet in a delusional state!

What did you make of the Chinese Beer?

Low percentage but really cheap

How many beers do you think you consumed a day?

2 or 3. Some may say otherwise…

Who got drunkest on the trip?

Orlando

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What was the craziest drunken moment of the trip for you?

Probably most things that happened Wozzy’s birthday night out; Eating food that looked like it had been cooked in Satan’s piss, singing auld lang syne round the dinner table, having shots of  Chinese whiskey while blowing raspberry’s on peoples bellys, getting a lift to the jellyfish bar on the back of Wen’s motorbike and then having the night end with some people getting threatened with a knife and me with someones belt all over a disappearing hello kitty teddy!

Would you drink Chinese beer back in the UK?

As a last resort

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The Chinese pubs and bars are a little different to back home, can you explain some of the differences?

The locals love challenging you to a dance off. The toilets have a hole in the floor instead of a toilet and you can smoke inside. Sounds a bit like a Monday night at corp in 2005.

What do you think of Chinese drinking culture in general?

Not like back home. But we didn’t have many bars round by where we were staying to check out though. I Would have paid good money on a few occasions to have a nice pint of ale in a tankard glass instead of a bottle of snow.

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Do you think Wozzy paints you in a bad light?

Always. Anyone that knows Wozzy well enough knows that he likes to embellish the truth a little to get a few extra laughs out of people. With some of the things he’s done in the past that I know about he hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Are make trips one big piss up?

Only when given the nod “what you doing C?”

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